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I punched a policeman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a coot a robin a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow

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