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Superhero
I
punched
a TV personality
trying to throw
scrambled egg
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a goose
a blackbird
a coot
a rat 🐀
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