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Superhero
I
punched
a Faroese
spy
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a coot
a swan 🦢
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a koala 🐨
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