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I punched an Egyptian spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a goose a crow a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon

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