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Superhero
I
punched
a British Virgin Islander
spy
trying to throw
lemons
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a goose
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a magpie
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a robin
a coot
a crow
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