Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I punched a British spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.