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Superhero
I
punched
a British
spy
trying to throw
chicken nuggets
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crow
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a robin
a goose
a coot
a squirrel
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a duck 🦆
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