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I punched a Bolivian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin

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