Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I punched a Salvadorean spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a goose a robin a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.