Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I punched a Mongolian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a blackbird a crow a rat 🐀 a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.