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Superhero
I
punched
a Marshallese
spy
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a pigeon
a coot
a rat 🐀
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a crow
a blackbird
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