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Superhero
I
punched
a Marshallese
spy
trying to throw
yoghurt
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a magpie
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a raccoon 🦝
a swan 🦢
a goose
a pigeon
a coot
a mouse 🐁
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