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Superhero
I
punched
a Malaysian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
tomato ketchup
yoghurt
peppercorns
rice pudding
ice-cream cones
sunflower seeds
bread
hamburger relish
candy floss
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