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Superhero
I
punched
a Kosovan
spy
trying to throw
pizza
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a crow
a coot
a blackbird
a magpie
a robin
a swan 🦢
a raccoon 🦝
a squirrel
a pigeon
a goose
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