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I punched a Kosovan spy trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a goose a magpie a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆

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