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I punched an Ivorian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a swan 🦢 a robin a blackbird a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a raccoon 🦝

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