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I punched an Ivorian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢

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