Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I punched a shepherd trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a crow a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a koala 🐨 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.