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Superhero
I
punched
a shepherd
trying to throw
spinach
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a robin
a goose
a squirrel
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a crow
a blackbird
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