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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a coot a raccoon 🦝 a goose a crow a swan 🦢 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a pigeon a koala 🐨
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