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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a magpie a coot a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆
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