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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆 a coot a crow a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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