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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a goose a mouse 🐁 a magpie a robin a duck 🦆
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