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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a goose a koala 🐨 a coot a robin a mouse 🐁
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