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I punched a ticket inspector trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a squirrel a goose

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