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I punched a milkman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a rat 🐀 a robin a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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