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I punched a milkman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel a crow a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨

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