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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a goose a squirrel a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon
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