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Superhero
I
punched
a taxi driver
trying to throw
mashed potato
at
âĶ
âĐ
start another snivelling excuse
ð
shuffle
ðĶ
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a blackbird
a coot
a goose
a mouse ð
a swan ðĶĒ
a robin
a magpie
a koala ðĻ
a rat ð
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