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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a coot a blackbird a goose a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin
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