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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a coot a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨
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