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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a magpie a crow a coot a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a goose
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