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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a coot a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁
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