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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a robin a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel a magpie a swan 🦢
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