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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a goose a mouse 🐁 a crow a rat 🐀 a pigeon a blackbird a robin a coot
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