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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝 a goose a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie
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