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I punched a taxi driver trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀
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