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I punched a train driver trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a goose a crow a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁
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