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I punched a train driver trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a magpie
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