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Superhero
I
punched
a train driver
trying to throw
hummus
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a magpie
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a pigeon
a crow
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
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