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I punched a train driver trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a crow a squirrel a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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