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I punched a train driver trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a coot a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a goose a swan 🦢
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