Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I punched a bus driver trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a pigeon a blackbird a coot a goose a robin a squirrel a mouse 🐁
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.