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I punched a bus driver trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a robin a crow a rat 🐀 a goose a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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