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I punched a bus driver trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a squirrel a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝

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