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I punched a bus driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a coot a pigeon a squirrel a blackbird a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁
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