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I punched a bus driver trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon a magpie a squirrel a goose a crow a koala 🐨 a blackbird
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