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I punched a sailor trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a goose a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a robin
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