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Superhero
I
punched
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prawns
sunflower seeds
lemons
porridge
cat biscuits
iceberg lettuce
chicken wings
chocolate chips
scrambled egg
ice-cream cones
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