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Superhero
I
punched
a soldier
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
gherkins
iceberg lettuce
hummus
peppercorns
cat biscuits
hamburger relish
lemons
watermelon
garlic cloves
peanuts
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